Yay my second blogpost. And yet again, it's an assignment. bout myself that is.
SO,
1) My hair is as curly as curly fries. Why curly fries? Just because I remember that it's Chinese
New Year season and I just realized I haven't had any of McD's awesome curly fries.
2) On to number 2, when I eat, I eat like a dog. Nice metaphor aye? I know. A dog because I eat
without chewing my food properly and gobble everything down as if my dad hasn't been
giving me any money to eat.
3) Yay, point number 3. I'm a lazy person. I'm so lazy that I feel like giving up on this point right
now and just head off for bed. I guess you can say I'm as lazy as a sloth.
That's not really a bad thing. I think sloth's are cool. Well, my sleeping habits may be the
reason why I do last minute work or being late for class.
4) I'm as fat as a pig. Why am I getting fatter? I strongly believe that it is not my fault. If food
didn't taste as good as it is. I wouldn't have trouble resisting them. I'm sure I'm not the only
one who agrees with this.
5) My attention span is as short as a blink of an eye. Yes, that's why it took me an nearly hour to
get around to point 5. Another reason why I take so much time on work. Sadly, it was not
because I'm a hardworking person.
6) There are times were I don't care about what people say. About me that is. As tough as nails
eh? Actually I might just be ignorant. Well, whatever.
7) When I walk into an anime, game or figurine shop, my eyes shine as bright as stars.
Yes I'm a nerd. An otaku.
8) When I'm almost done with my work. I get impatient. I get so impatient, you could describe
me as a heroin addict in search for his new fix. Not that I do drugs of course. No. Really. I
don't. (I'M ALMOST DONE!)
9) I love to think a lot as well. Actually you could just call it daydreaming. That's because you
whatever I think about is nonsensical and may be as utterly random as a flying pig flying
through space in a banana and finally time travelling into a different space-time continium.
10) I know full well that whoever might be reading this may think I'm boring as watching grass
grow. It's okay. I agree as well.
It's sad. But I don't think anyone will ever read to this point though.